Hi guys,
Espen and Shandy reporting..
We are awaiting Gaahl any moment now...
Shandy: I love myself. Im a sexy bitch
Espen: Sorry guys, this is the first time Shandy uses the internet:S Give him a break....
Shandy: If 1 + 1 + 8 = 10 then why in the fuck is this thong on wrong?
Espen: And keep in mind, he just finished kindergarden....
Shandy: I have tomatoes in my garden
Espen: And he is self employed... Ohh my...
Shandy: Where are we?
Espen: Jim beam and coke dude!!
Shandy: Why is it called black metal if there aint any black people in it?
Espen: Have you ever noticed when we play live, we turn the light off??? No light = black
Shandy: I heard a black metal band once, Living Color... maybe youve heard of them?
Espen: No, sorry dude, only a band called ABSU... I dont know, kinda average..NOPES, fucking ACE!!!!
Shandy: Never heard of em.
Espen: You have seriously missed out gay dude!
Shandy: I hate you
Espen: Hey dont blame me for last night, its not gay if you dont fall in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!