What are you havi`n? a portion of Gavin!

hey!
Andrè here! just want to say thank you to Gavin for the massive support and roaring grimness.

under here you can find the pic. it kind of lacks the naked chicks, nuns on fire and a piss-drenched burka.

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andrè singing out "aahhhaaaaaaaa"

Rockstar Sagstad

Just some random fan asking to take a picture with Sagstad

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The Netherlands!

Ait! now we are in the land of beastiality and muslims. in my opinion these two things goes like hand in paw.
 i can from the place i am sitting now see will (Zoroaster) eat a carrot and saying "ta det med ro" hes skills in norwergian language is remarkable.
ohhhhhhhhhh......... 
i met jonas from mew the other day! we played at the same venue and i got to meet him after the show. i am a huge mew fan and this was one of the the highlights from the tour for me.

here is a picture!

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by the way.... jonas was extremely down to earth and a genuine nice guy!!



Kvebek singing out! 

Tour is soon over...

This has been an awsome tour for Pantheon-I... We have made many new friends and met alot of crazy people.. Best of all, finally being able to spread our music all over Europe!!! Mohahahaha!!!

In Zürich Pantheon-Is good friend, Tom G. Warrior and his new band, Tryptikon,  came to get their asses whooped by us;)

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Looking forward to rip Plymouth a new one today! Ohn yeah!!

- Sagstad

Sex proposition in Plymouth!

Mörve here...

Our busdriver is a weird guy. He went up to Live today and said "Well, today is the last day i'm driving on this tour, so this your last chance to have sex with me"

I was so chocked!! WHY DIDN'T HE ASK ME!!!??
I've really thought he would ask me, cuz i have been hinting like hell for some hot and sloppy german salami!

DAMN IT! well, one can't win them all. I think i'll settle for Næggis tonight (as usual).

So we are in Plymouth. Waiting our asses off and running around doin' nuthin'. This such a boring place, but we are here anyway. Ready to slaughter like we have done on the rest of the tour.

And to those fucktards who don't belive me, read this and weep:

In physics, thermodynamics (from the Greek θερμ-<θερμότης, therme, meaning "heat"[1] and δυναμις, dynamis, meaning "power") is the study of the conversion of energy into work and heat and its relation to macroscopic variables such as temperature, volume and pressure. Its progenitor, based on statistical predictions of the collective motion of particles from their microscopic behavior, is the field of statistical thermodynamics (or statistical mechanics), a branch of statistical physics.[2][3][4] Historically, thermodynamics developed out of need to increase the efficiency of early steam engines.[5]


I rest my case....

Mörve out.

It's like the thing that should not be!

ANDRE KVEBEK!!  Yep, that semi-digested lump of sex penis got a bloodleech up his dick last night.
So we all had a blast at customs trying to get it out.

Now we sit in Nottigham waiting to fed. I'M HUNGRY!!

It's the first of four shows here in the UK, and we are looking forward to tear england a new one.

The busdriver had a dream last night about the bus beeing full of playboy bunnies. We could only imagine his dissapointment when he woke up and saw us. Gyahahahah....

So then me and Espen went out shopping and bought him a bunni. It's a small conselation prize, but hey...FUCK YOU...We went out and did something for the poor man. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? BIIIIYATCHES!!

Sorry... Got low bloodsugar...need....food....eat...devour...munch....chew....bacca...and his buddy...Tobacca....the chainsmoking wookie.

Best regards from Mörve Glans.

Partybus

We just arrived in Nottingham, and have rigged up. Here are some photos from the bus last night.

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Paris, immigrations and such

So, we just did a show in Paris. Last time we played here was 2 years ago, opening for Mayhem. Nice to be back! I had an awesome time on stage. It was hot though, my hair was like glued to my face when I headbanged.

Tonight we are leaving for the UK, with the bus on a train. We have to go through immigrations at 5.30 in the morning, so that will be an interesting one. Imagine a bunch of retarded drunks just woken up and trying to find their passports. 

Nottingham next!

Live Julianne signing out.

 

et maintenant.... Paris....

bonjour mes amis! nous sommes pantheon i de norvege, etes-vous preparee pour  extreme metal antireligioux?

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zurich laid in ruins

andrè writing! so far the tour has been extremely good. we have gained new followers and made new friend for life. last night we played in zurich and i have to say that it was the highlight of the tour thus far. and i got to meet up with an old friend of mine who i havent seen in years. lets not keep it so far between next time tom!
i am really looking forward to going back next year to give zurich a taste of the new pantheon-i material. when we get home we will be working on the new material and hopefully be finished writing early next year.
sooooo........ now i am sitting backstage of a shitty venue in paris. this works out fine for us since we are no-class yet extremely kickass. i had a baguette for breakfast (of course)

kvebek singing out and throwing my fist in the air in contempt of all religions. 

The stench

Living with 18 men on a bus is in general very nice, but after 12 days the stench is becoming unbeleivable. The sleeping area smells like 36 sweatty balls, and to make matters worse the toilet has been full for 2 days. I woke up this morning to a breathtaking smell of piss, discovering that people have started to pee in bottles and place them around the bus. I am definately not drinking anything that comes from that bus in the future!

Luckily this place in Munich has a shower, there havent been a lot of those in the clubs in eastern europe. Finally I was able to wash the smell of sweat, balls and piss out of my hair.

- Live Julianne living the dream.

Finally, the blog works again!!!

About time!!! We have not been able to log on to our blog for many days!

Today we have arrived München, and we are eating lunch as we speak. All the gear have been carried in and we are waiting for the drummers to put the drumkit up. The last places we have played have treated Pantheon-I very good and we are very happy to finally play all over Europe!  Yesterday we had a guest apperance from Brent (Zoroaster) on "Defile The Trinity" on vocals, and it was fucking awsome!! And from what i have heard, there is going to be alot of guest apperances the next couple of days...


Andrè this morning (or should i say 12.30)

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"Black Paul metal" from Budapest:
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Hmmm, look at the name (also from Budapest):
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- Sagstad

Sleepy in Leipzig

I did not fall asleep until 9 this morning because of some people having crazy rabbit-sex in the bunk below me. For hours and hours and loud as fuck! How is it even physically possible? And when you are on a bus with people everywhere around you what is with the screaming and waving and kicking. It was like a crazy freak show down there with feat and arms sticking out of the bunk and the entire bus was literally shaking.

Then when I finally fell asleep the bus broke down and we had to get out.

Live Julianne signing out sleepy and pissed off.

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Uncensored porn from Nurnberg

Hi guys,
Espen and Shandy reporting..
We are awaiting Gaahl any moment now...
 
Shandy: I love myself. Im a sexy bitch

Espen: Sorry guys, this is the first time Shandy uses the internet:S Give him a break....

Shandy: If 1 + 1 + 8 = 10 then why in the fuck is this thong on wrong?

Espen: And keep in mind, he just finished kindergarden....

Shandy: I have tomatoes in my garden

Espen: And he is self employed... Ohh my...

Shandy: Where are we?

Espen: Jim beam and coke dude!!

Shandy: Why is it called black metal if there aint any black people in it?

Espen: Have you ever noticed when we play live, we turn the light off??? No light = black

Shandy: I heard a black metal band once, Living Color... maybe youve heard of them?

Espen: No, sorry dude, only a band called ABSU... I dont know, kinda average..NOPES, fucking ACE!!!!

Shandy: Never heard of em.

Espen: You have seriously missed out gay dude!

Shandy: I hate you

Espen: Hey dont blame me for last night, its not gay if you dont fall in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A pillar of hard flesh

Kvebek here! as germany is one of the main capitals of metal in the world i ponder the everlasing question: why all the patches? my theory is that during the cold one they had less garments and were forced to were clothing from patches of bands that clearly has defied time and space. bands like sodom, destruction, and halvar flatland-trio. this was then the main source of warmth and soon to become the national-dress. they don`t have a name for it yet but i urge them to call it the patchet. this is one of the many questions that goes through my mind as i lay in the bed getting mor germanized for each day that passes.


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the trail in Nürnberg......

Mørve was caught by the police (because of his UGLY face!) and he is now on his way to jail...Okay, not true, just a dream...Maybe one day...Who knows.. because he is butt ugly!

 

The rest of PANTHEON I are doing great, as Live Julianne just said "Look at me, I look so fresh!"...

Sitting backstage listening to Paul (ABSU) and Mørve singing, horrible!!!! So i guess the show tonight will kick some german ass!:D

 

The tour so far have been great and all the guys on the tour are getting along really well.

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- SAGSTAD (From Germany with Love)

mandatory hellraising and the glory of metal

Kvebek here! i`m now sitting in the backstage of the rock and are scanning the scene. people are getting shitfaced  and i could not be bothered at the moment. i recon i am to cool to drink. hell yeah. i am like 200% cooler than the average glacier and 1000 times cooler than the man-kind. as the graet sheldon cooper said "my friend are not holding me back, i am pulling them forward"

king kvebek singing out!

things happening several places at once or how to avoid horse in the particle accelerator...

While pantheon I played shows in germany, my refridgerator door changed sides (thanx jm), coincidence or carefully planned conspiracy?

I find more!

Stavenes over and out

It's the tour of tha FAAAT titans!

In Denmark! Land of the Fat! We skinny norwwegians have a lot to learn from those superfat danish. They know good music as well, so i think the place will be packed tonight! 

Let's tear copenhagen a new one. This has been a short, sweet and stupid post by Captain Mörve.

Suck a donkey's fat cock! Choke on the SEX PENIS! 

BAJS! PISS! JIZZ! CUM! BLOOD! SEMEN! CUNT! ASSRALLeY!
(I never left kindergarden)  

Roadside randomness

So, we are on day 4 and so far everyone in Pantheon I are intact. But Will from Zoroaster had to go to the hospital last night with broken ribs. He is back on the bus now pumped up on painkillers so we will see how it goes.

Why the hell is there no childproof on the door of a bus that travels miles each night filled with drunken retards? One of the guys opened the door and tryed to step out while we were driving on the autobahn. Luckily one of the guys managed to tackle him away from the door and hold him down.

Breakfast in Copenhagen:
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Dan from Zoroaster:
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Petter, Kvebek and Mørve
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The captain speaking
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Kvebek and Will (before the broken ribs)
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Wasps bus (the black one) and our bus (the white one)
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Stavenes and Live Julianne blogging
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Hello Hamburg

A big hail to the people in Essen, yesterday was a blast.

We arrived in Hamburg this morning, and now Absu are soundchecking while we are doing the ever so interesting waiting in the backstage. People are entertaining themselves by balancing coins and bottles on their fingertips and looking at each others asses.

Wasp is playing in the same building tonight, so we might sneek in there after our show to sing along with Blackie.

Have to go, its our turn to soundcheck now! Boya!


Live Julianne.

the importance of obscurity

Yesterday we were in Essen, today we are in Hamburg and WASP is in town.
The kids of today should defend themselves against the 80s, its not reality, just someone elses sentimentality,
It wont work for you, look what it did to us.

Stavenes over and out

Hamburgers in hamburg

This is Kvebek writing again. i want to thank those who showed up at our gig last night and rocked out with us after the show. tonight will be a cascade of alchohol and missbehaviour. i am looking forward to the midget-tossing competition and are hoping to win the grand prize which is a bucket of water. i miss norway and are planing to make every city we go to norwegian and enslave the people in it so they can make moonshine to me and my followers. fuck yeah hell fuck and fuck fuck!!  kvebek singing out!

and now for something completely different...

Dear diary,
today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Then we got kidnapped by bandits. Best day ever!

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Mørve in da haousehfth!

Yeah! Then we're in Steinbruche Theater, somewhere in time and Germany. Doin' our first soundcheck soon, so we are playing the waiting game. Hurry up and wait lzm.
We'll blog alot on this tour, so keep checkin' in for updates and a daily quote of fun from Kvebis.


His first came yesterday and it was: "Da er det gull på rull"


Looking forward to hearing more stuff from him, and he showed me his his "heartagram" on his left testicle.

It was fun and painful to tattoo according to him, and remember Kvebis doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.


The Captain has left the building.


Darmstadt under siege!

We have arrived at steinbruch-theatre and are waiting/drinking untill soundcheck. We have some footage of a medical-kind that will hit the blog later. Keep tuning in and we`ll keep spitting you out. fuck yeah and fuck me!

kvebek singing out!!

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Blitzkrieg in Frankfurt

Pantheon I has arrived in Frankfurt. At the moment we are drinking in the hotel room, soon heading out. Frankfurt will never know what hit them. SAS crushed Sagstad's guitar case, so he will soon be paying Mats Jansson a visit.

Tomorrow we are going to Darmstadt to rain unholy fire upon the German people. We are hoping to gain a lot of fans, honour and clamydia on this tour. Bring your balls and sexually transmittable diseases and show up at in Steinbruch Theatre in Darmstadt tomorrow.

Pantheon I signing out.

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Welcome to our blog

Pantheon I is soon about to set out to defile Europe in the company of Absu. Follow us on this blog!

European tour support for ABSU

16.10.2009GermanyDarmstadtSteinbruchteatersupport for ABSU
17.10.2009GermanyEssenTurocksupport for ABSU
18.10.2009GermanyHamburgMarkthallesupport for ABSU
19.10.2009DenmarkCopenhagenThe Rocksupport for ABSU
20.10.2009GermanyBerlinK17support for ABSU
21.10.2009GermanyNurembergZ-Bausupport for ABSU
22.10.2009GermanyLeipzigConne Islandsupport for ABSU
23.10.2009GermanyKasselK19support for ABSU
24.10.2009Czech RepublicPragueExit Chmelnicesupport for ABSU
25.10.2009HungaryBudapestDurer Kertsupport for ABSU
26.10.2009AustriaViennaArenasupport for ABSU
27.10.2009SloveniaLjubljanaGala Halasupport for ABSU
28.10.2009GermanyMunichFeierwerksupport for ABSU
29.10.2009ItalyTurinSpazio 211support for ABSU
30.10.2009SwitzerlandZurichDynamoWerk 21support for ABSU
31.10.2009FranceParisGlazartsupport for ABSU
01.11.2009UKNottinghamRock Citysupport for ABSU
02.11.2009UKManchesterMoho livesupport for ABSU
03.11.2009UKLondonUnderworldsupport for ABSU
04.11.2009IrelandDublinAcademy 2support for ABSU
05.11.2009UKPlymouthWhite Rabbitsupport for ABSU
06.11.2009BelgiumAarschotJC De Klinkersupport for ABSU
07.11.2009HollandRotterdamWattsupport for ABSU

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